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And there was the time I got pistol whipped in Miami. Surprisingly I didn’t lose consciousness and I even got the guy. Afterwards I stopped at the corner store to get a chocolate Nesquick and when I got back into my car I didn’t know who I was or what reality meant. Luckily my Garmin showed my the way and the light. Within 2 days that glorious navigational device had me killing Canadians and reading popular magazines. Shortly thereafter I consumed the glowing oracle and was revealed to be the light of all being. From that day on I knew exactly where everything was and the shortest route to get there.
I am the boundless devourer of all existence, but my friends just call me Phil.
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what reality meant....Phil.” ~ Hookers Or Cake
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